How long has it been since I journal-ed? FOREVER!! SO HERE IT COMES:

I went to see the Harry Potter movie!!
And was sorely disappointed

This is the only book I hadn't read yet, and all the movies up till now where alright, BUT THIS ONE? OMG! WHAT?
First off I need to say that I understand they were tight on time, but that still means they have to EXPLAIN things!!


(I have read the book now, so stuff makes a little more sense...)
(Spoilers up ahead!!)

Movie summery in five minutes:
-Harry potter flirts!
-Transportation with Dumbledor, instant but makes you sick! (Oh, and Harry lost his date with a hot afro chick)
-MAN TURNING INTO FUGLY COUCH
-WELL, OFF TO RON'S HOUSE! (blahblahblah, falling for Ginny, who for some reason has gained Harry's reckless-ness.)
-PARTY (TALKING ABOUT SNAPE, CAUSE HE WASN'T INVITED)
-WEREWOLF SENSES TINGLING
-They get attacked and Harry recklessly runs off after Bellatrix and Ginny runs after him. BIG FIGHT, WHILE RUNNING THROUGH CORNFIELDS.
-RON'S HOUSE IS SET ON FIRE (even though everyone other than a few people fighting were at the house) (and after that, they just watch the house burn, even though they could probably put it out)
-HOGWARTS, HARRY GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE, LUNA SEEING THROUGH INVISIBILITY CLOAK
-ADVANCED POTIONS! HARRY'S TEXTBOOK IS ALL BEATEN UP, BUT TURNED OUT TO BE FULL OF STUFF THAT HELPS HIM CHEAT.
-Ron finally gets a girlfriend, but she is so unimportant that they never mention her name. (She is not important enough to ever reappear in this summery)
-Stuff, creepy floating girls, more stuff: Draco can apparently walk through walls? (This is never explained.)
-Couch man shows up and Dumbledor wants harry to seduce him (or something close to that)
-Another crazy party, (in which Harry took Luna, but she never actually appeared once they were at said party) Someone catchs Draco snooping, and him and Snape get some 'Man time', (Which involves Snape shoving Draco up against a wall [why did he do that?])
-GETTING COUCH MAN DRUNK AND MAKING HIM TELL HARRY CREEPY STALKER STUFF ABOUT HIS MOTHER
-BIG FIGHT SCENE! AND GETTING DUMBLEDOR HIGH!
-Snape kills Dumbledor
-CHASE SCENE!! FOLLOW THE SNAPE!
-HAGRIDS HUT IS ON FIRE!! OMG!! WHATEVER SHALL WE DOOOO??
-Harry gets beaten up, yadda, yadda
-Oh my peaches! Dumbledor is dead! (and because they apparently don't have enough extras, Dumbledor, Bellatrix, and Snape are in the crowd surrounding Dumbledors dead body, oh and that chick that got killed was there too.)
-End!!!

-BUT WAIT!! WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT POTENTAL SERIOUS STUFF? LIKE DRACO WALKING THROUGH WALLS, AND HAGRIDS HUT BEING ON FIRE??? (None of this is ever explained)
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10 Lies They Tell Freshmen In High school:
1. Upperclassmen will be glad to help you find your classes
2. Teacher would love to help you
3. Your reading books for English will not be boring, and since your old now, you wont have to read them a the snail crawl you've read them at before
4. Freshmen Friday does not exist. (Um, YEAH IS DOES)
5. Your lockers are big enough to hold all of your stuff
6. Our football team will win this year (Not entirely true if this is a lie, my school is the best in New York for athletics)
7. People are much less concerned about being popular
8. Clubs are very easy to start
9. Cellphones are not tolerated
10. We wont overload you on homework

YES FIREGALE IS A FRESHMEN IN HIGHSCHOOL NOW!!! YYAAAAAAYYY!!!
The high school is a very large and confusing maze, we've been here for almost five weeks, and i still find myself totally lost ALL THE TIME.
Intro to Drama is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CLASS EVER!!
Spanish is the worst. Why can't everyone speak the same language?
Oh, well, more news about High school later, right now i'm procrastinating about doing my Math homework.

Quote: "Oh these are awesome, once you KNOW the real meaning of words, the news is hysterical. Heres an example, 'The firefighters evacuated 19 people, no one was hurt.' That literally meant '19 people have peed their pants'"

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~clubers~